Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Helping Haiti & DinDin Fer Dinos
Okay, can we clone some dinosaurs now, and send them to eat Pat Robertson?
C'mon, it's time. Past time, really, but I've been busy lately.
The only other reasonable, civilized alternative is for me to go out there and toss him off a cliff into shark infested waters after gluing a picture of Amy Winehouse in full makeup to the insides of his glasses and setting fire to his jockeys.
. . . . we could sell him to the highest bidder, and give the proceeds to Haiti . . . somebody go fetch him; I'll get started on it immediately.
In the meantime, The Wild Hunt is already getting the Haiti Help Ball rolling. Check there for ideas and leads.